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Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down. What would Ashton do? Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite. An Apple a day keeps Windows away. This bumper sticker intentionally left blank. When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS. What would Gandalf do? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Double your drive space. Delete Windows. Does anal retentive have a hyphen? If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it. Cat. the other white meat.

If you can read this, you're not the president. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. You read my bumper sticker. That's enough social interaction for today.

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Welcome to the world's first online interactive custom bumper sticker service! Here you can design your own custom bumper stickers online. Just select a template, enter your text, choose your fonts and colors, then see an instant preview of your bumper sticker. We've got many styles of bumper stickers to choose from. And best of all, there's NO MINIMUM QUANTITY! We offer FREE SHIPPING, and most orders are printed and shipped within 24 hours. Whether you need stickers for your business, school, church or band, you'll find bumpersticker templates online that will fill the bill. Some templates have room for you to upload your own photo or logo. You can even design and upload your own bumper stickers using PowerPoint, CorelDRAW or Photoshop. We're eager to hear your feedback and suggestions about our customized bumper sticker printing service - especially suggestions for new sticker templates.

Bumper Stickers are an expression of yourself, and your style. These high quality bumper stickers will really get your point across. 20 different fun categories of over 500 different bumper stickers, from the mild to wild, we have you covered. These are not just for car bumpers, these look great anywhere! And be sure to check out our magnetic stickers and pranks, and our clearance stickers too!

These bumper stickers and hilarious one-liner stickers, each in three different sizes, can be customized by you to your choice of colors, font, size, and wording. Or, you can create a custom sticker that expresses your viewpoint. There is no minimum order, and custom stickers don't cost any more than our regular selection. We have political bumper stickers for everyone. Democratic bumper stickers, conservative bumper stickers, ones about Barack Obama, Bush and the Iraq war, or even Sarah Palin -- both funny and serious (you decide which!). Some of the more unique categories include Cowboy Philosophy, pets, flying (airplanes), and anti-success. Our bumper stickers are distinct from most you'll find on the Net, because we print them on a special waterproof paper while most of our competitors use vinyl. Our process is similar to laser printing, except we fuse color plastic into the paper. Side by side, the difference in bumper stickers is obvious.

A bumper sticker is an adhesive label or sticker with a message, intended to be attached to the bumper of an automobile and to be read by the occupants of other vehicles - although they are often stuck onto other objects. Most bumper stickers are about 30 cm by 8 cm (12 in by 3 in) and are often made of PVC.

Bumper stickers can be commercial, religious, humorous, or in support of a sports team or other organization. They may promote or oppose a particular philosophical or political position. Bumper stickers are a popular way of showing support for a candidate for a government seat and become more common during election years.

One variety of bumper sticker is the country tag. This is typically used for cars crossing international borders, and is overseen by the United Nations as the Distinguishing Signs of Vehicles in International Traffic, being authorized by the UN's Geneva Convention on Road Traffic (1949) and Vienna Convention on Road Traffic (1968). Often the country code is displayed on the license plate itself. These have (usually in the United States) been spun off into tags indicating a country with which the driver affiliates, or more humorously to indicate things like a city (OBX), political party (GOP), etc. People who opt to exhibit their individuality through these decals often take part in more acts of road rage. Colorado State University social psychologist, William Szlemko, found that aggressive driving is linked to the number of markers a person has on his/her car, regardless of the messages portrayed. He says this idea is linked to the idea of territoriality. The more individualized the car, the more the person tends to think of public roads as his/her own.

Due to the movement of the vehicle and changing weather conditions, the sticker needs to adhere well to the bumper surface. However, there are some "easy to remove" bumper stickers and magnetic bumper stickers. Bumper stickers can be removed with penetrating oil or a heat gun. Home remedies also include using common household items, such as WD-40 or paint thinner.

Bumper stickers could not predate the introduction of the automobile bumper. the Ford Model T lacked bumpers to which bumper stickers could be conveniently attached, but the Ford Model A, introduced in 1927, had them. One online source[1] credits the current bumper sticker to Forest P. Gill, a silkscreen printer from Kansas City. [2] The first bumper stickers appeared shortly before World War II. they were flag-like, and attached to the bumper by wires. Gill replaced the wire attachments with pressure sensitive adhesive, and as a result bumper stickers became more widespread and practical.

Considerable variation exists around the world as to the context and purpose of stickers. On some vehicles, some stickers are like trophy signs of WWII aeroplanes, either of locations visited or actions completed. They have also been extensively applied to rear windows as well, where legislative measures have not banned such use. For instance in Sweden that is the normal place to put them and the bumper sticker is actually called "bakrutedekal" (rear window decal). More recently, bumper stickers have become a route for advertising and a few companies offer to match car owners to advertisers willing to pay for the ad. In Israel, one of the most popular songs of all time is Shirat Hasticker ("The Sticker Song") by Hadag Nachash, a song composed entirely of bumper sticker slogans.

The ichthys fish symbol, which represents Christianity, and its parodies are popular bumper sticker themes

Variants of the bumper sticker have developed in recent years, including vinyl decals meant to be applied to a car's rear windshield, and chrome emblems to be affixed to the body of the car itself, generally on the rear (the "Jesus fish" and its "Darwin fish" counterpart are popular examples).

While I do not print material that many will find offensive, some of you may be offended by some of the bumper stickers below. I hope you read them in the spirit of fun.

Over 20 million Facebook users use Bumper Sticker to express themselves, entertain, and inspire one another by creating, collecting, and sharing stickers. Browse through millions of stickers and add them to your profile or even stick your friends! Can't find a sticker you like, it's easy to make your own!

How do I share stickers with my friends? Go to the “Browse tab” and click the “share” button under the sticker you’d like to share. On the next page, select the friends you’d like to share the sticker with and click, “Send bumper sticker request”

I removed the bumper sticker box from my profile, how do I get it back? Click on the “edit” link in the applications sidebar on the left side of every page. Find the bumper sticker application in the list of your installed applications and click, “edit settings.” Make sure the “Profile” is visible to everyone.

How do I make a sticker? You can use any image editing program to make a .jpg, .png or .gif image file that you can then upload to the bumper sticker app and share with you friends. For PC users, Microsoft has a free image editing program called Paint

*Note that in Microsoft Paint, you must save the image as a JPEG file since Bumper Sticker does not support .bmp images. Alternatively, you can use commercial image editers like Macromedia Fireworks or Adobe Photoshop (which you have to buy) to create a .jpg, .png or .gif image file.

So i had bumper stickers sent to me they were in my binder. i tried to add them to my wall, and they moved over when youre in the my sticker section but never appeared on my wall. and now theyre not in my binder anymore. what gives?

Ive been trying to get my bumper sticker app on my profile. not as a tab but as somthing to show on my profile (photos, notes etc.) how would I do this D. ?

Here's our huge collection of pro-science, anti-war, anti-bush, progressive, liberal stickers. Stick one of these decals on your car bumper and people will walk up and agree with you! Most stickers are $2.00. The higher priced ones are the premium stickers that we make on-site. They are full color and extremely durable "limited editions." Visit our Premium Stickers page, to see our best-quality bumper sticker art! Any of our rectangular stickers can easily be turned into a magnet. Just order one of our magnetic backings and ask us to fix the sticker to it - easy!

Any Image Sticker Have you looked through our vast array of stickers and still haven't found what it is you want to say? Using our Dye Sublimation process, we now have the ability to create affordable one-of-a-kind stickers. So, if you have that slogan or witty saying that you've been waiting to put on a bumper sticker, here's your chance to get it done and on your car. The $10.00 price is for two-color, text message stickers only. Detailed artwork is available, but may cost more due to the time spent creating the image. You may also provide your own artwork, but please contact us first for image quality and file requirements. We have four stock backgrounds to choose from. White, Brushed Aluminum, Gold, and Brushed Gold. Please select the background you prefer when ordering below. Also, if you have a preference, let us know if you want the sticker's letters to be in the background color, or colored letters on the bare background. Any Image stickers average about 3 x 11 inches. Please tell us which Design/Words you want on your sticker in the "Ordering Instructions" box in the Shopping Cart. White $10.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Gold $10.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Brushed Aluminum $10.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] Brushed Gold $10.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]

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It is a fact that white people will never turn down an opportunity to enlighten other people on the correct way to think. While this is very easy to do through email or face to face conversation, it is exceptionally difficult to do while driving a car. Fortunately for white people there is a solution that is both popular and ineffective. bumper stickers. Before talking about the types of bumper stickers that white people like, its very important to get an understanding about layout and placement. When a white person drives an older car (6+ years old) that has a resale value under $2000, they will coat the entire backside of the car in bumper stickers. Because of the abundance of space they are free to include stickers from all areas of white support. music, politics, the environment, insults to right wing politicians, and various movements that tell people to keep a city weird. But when white people have a nice new car such as a Prius or an Audi station wagon, the fear of losing resale value prevents them from applying more than one sticker. Therefore that one sticker must properly capture the essence of the car and the political views of the driver. The safest and most accepted choice for a sticker is always one that supports a Democratic Presidential candidate (Ralph Nader is an acceptable substitute). As of February 2008, white law requires an Obama 08 bumper sticker to be placed on the back of every Prius. Though these stickers reach peak effectiveness during an election year, it is acceptable to leave this sticker on the car until the next election regardless of whether or not the candidate actually won. If its a disputed election like in 2000, the sticker can be left on for the life of the car. If a white person does not feel like supporting a candidate, they will likely select a bumper sticker that tells other people what to do. Some popular ones include telling people to Coexist and to stop eating meat. Though there is no conclusive evidence about the effectiveness of these stickers, white people show no signs of abandoning the campaign. In fact, there is a popular tale in white mythology that tells of an unenlightened man driving on the freeway who saw a bumper sticker on the back of a Subaru station wagon that said Go Veg. The sticker was so moving that he threw the hamburger he was eating right out the window and became a vegetarian on the spot. Two days later, he affixed the same bumper sticker to their car and the process began anew until enough people had changed their views to form what we now know as the city of Portland, Oregon. The only other acceptable sticker option for white people is the white oval country tag sticker used commonly in Europe to help identify cars that cross international borders. Though they actually serve a function in Europe, white people use the stickers to show people where they like to take vacations. If you know a white person with one of these stickers, its always a good idea to ask them about where they got the sticker. Your question will justify the presence of the sticker and make the white person feel great. If you have decided that you want to improve your status with white people by applying a bumper sticker to your car do not make the assumption that you can just use anything! Stickers that support right wing politics, guns, patriotism, war, or hunting are all unacceptable. It is also unacceptable to use a sticker with a clever slogan that does not support a left wing political cause. Any of these stickers will likely end any chance you had of befriending a white person. Note. attaching a yellow magnetic ribbon to the back of your car will result in being shunned from some of the stricter white communities and should avoided at all costs.

This would have been funnier if it said, OBX bumper stickers. Seriously, the number of OBX bumper stickers one owns is proportional to the number of North Face jackets in ones closet, at a ratio of about 1.2.

Many white Americans are Republicans, so this probably should be labelled Stuff Upper Class Liberals like, then it would work. The conservatives have stickers too. They are usually pro-life, or about having an honor student. Not usually humorous, but a few are. Sometimes they tell you what kind of dog they like. I wish the post had commented on the fish decorations, or the anti-fish decorations. But once, I bought a used car and never even thought about the bumper stickers on it until someone commented that they thought I had been to Oral Roberts Un. So i think the post isnt accurate for white people generally.

This! Or maybe Stuff Upper Class Liberals, Northerners, and Whites-Under-30 Like. Where I grew up, I dont think I ever saw a bumper sticker for a Democratic candidate. I do remember seeing In case of rapture, car will be unmanned quite often, though.

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Bumper stickers such as “Make Love, Not War” and “More Trees, Less Bush” speak volumes about a vehicle's driver — but maybe not in the way they might hope. People who customize their cars with stickers and other adornments are more prone to road rage than other people, according to researchers in Colorado. To read this story in full you will need to login or make a payment (see right).

..Jesus saves may be just as worrying to fellow drivers as Don't mess with Texas. This is a super example of reading something into something. The 'Don't mess with Texas' coffee cups, trash bags and bumper stickers were all part of an anti-littering campaign a few years ago. Having recently moved to the greater Huston area from Colorado, one can not help but notice how crowded the roads are and yet the drivers are generally friendly. jkdoherty cypress, texas

The problem often times is just stubbornness. The driver who refuses to merge out of the passing lane because he has decided that going 10mph over the speed limit is what everyone should do is just as much at fault at causing road rage. I think the occurrence of road rage is more dependent on the current state of mind of the driver than anything else, including the presence of absence of bumper stickers. If I'm already agitated and in a hurry to get somewhere, the stubborn driver who refuses to get out of the left lane will irritate me much more than if im relaxed and just cruising in the car having a conversation with my passenger.

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Orget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate. Forget the Joneses. I keep up with the Simpsons. Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink) Free the Indianapolis 500. Freud put the 'anal' into psychoanalysis. Freudian slip - when you say one thing but mean your mother. Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way! Friends don’t let friends drive naked. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' pot. Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks. Gas, Grass or Ass - No One Rides For Free. Gene Police. YOU - Out of the pool! Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up Hang On. Get off my [#@!$] before I start to like it! Get off my ass, or I will flick a booger on your windshield. Give a woman an inch, she'll park a car in it. Give Blood - Play Hockey. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Go on. I’ll see you at the next traffic light. God created men and rested. God created women and no-one's rested since! God is love, but Satan is 30 and two sets to one up. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. God may have made man first, but there is always a rough draft before a final copy. God must love stupid people… He made so many of them. Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks. Ground beef. A cow with no legs. Grow your own dope - plant a man. Growing old is mandatory. growing up is optional. Gun Control Means Using Both Hands. Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do. Half of the people in the world are below average. Hang up and drive! Hangover - the wrath of grapes. Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. Happiness is loving a dog (upper bumper sticker) I love cats (lower bumper sticker) Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Have you ever wondered how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges? Having a Smoking Section in a restaurant is like having a Peeing Section in a pool. He only likes you because he hasn’t met me yet. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. He who hesitates is probably right. He who laughs last has the best lawyer. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Heavily medicated for your safety. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. Health – the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Heart Attacks. God's revenge for eating His animal friends. Heck is where people go who don’t believe in gosh. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Hello, officer. Put it on my tab. Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows! Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. Help! My reality check bounced! Help nature, don't breathe. Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy. Help starve a feeding bureaucrat. Help Wanted. Telepath. You know where to apply. Her legs are without equal - they know no parallel. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw. Hire a teenager now - while they still know everything. Hit me – I need money. The Ho Chi Minh Trail led to the White House. Hold a hard drive to your ear -- listen to the C. Honk if you are stupid enough to actually read the backs of people’s cars and then do what it tells you to do. Honk if you hate noise pollution. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Horn broken – watch for finger. House guarded by SHOTGUN 3 nights a week. You guess which 3. Housework done properly can kill you. How can I miss you if you won't go away? How can my checking account be overdrawn? I still have checks! How come abbreviated is such a long word? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How do I set a laser printer to stun? How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink? How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands. How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? How many times do I have to flush before you go away? Hug a logger - you will never go back to trees. Humpty Dumpty was pushed. Hypochondria is the one disease I haven't got. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I am built for comfort, not for speed.

Ove means never winning at tennis. Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Mafia staff car. Main reason Santa is so jolly. because he knows where all the bad girls live. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR - see driver for details. Make the world a better place - kill yourself. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Marriage. A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence. Me You Dinner Motel Mean people rule! Meandering to a different drummer. Meat kills. Meeting. A place where you take minutes but waste lots of hours. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Learn to live with it. Men are Idiots and I married their King. Men – save your breath for your inflatable dolls. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Microbiology Lab. Staph Only! Miser – a hard person to live with but makes a fine ancestor. Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation. Money does buy happiness – give me $20 and I will smile. Money isn't everything. but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired. Montana - At least the cows are sane! MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team. The more I know about women, the more I like my truck. The more people I know, the more I love my dog. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. Most effective way to remember your wife's birthday. forget it once. Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas. My daughter turned down your honor student! My Church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties. My dog can lick anyone. My favourite colour is chocolate. My freedom is more important than your good idea. My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God. My greatest fear if there's no such thing as PMS and this is really your personality. My hockey Mom can beat up your soccer Mom. My job is so secret – even I don’t know what it is. My Karma just ran over my Dogma. My kid beat up your honour student. My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot. My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines. My other bumper sticker is funny. My other car is a broom. My other car is a pair of boots. My other car is a piece of crap too! My other car is a UFO. My other car is also a Mercedes. My other car is also a piece of junk. My other car is Trudy, and she's right behind you! My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird. My reality cheque just bounced. My Shetland sheepdog is smarter than your honour student. My state bird is the finger. My wife and I had words, but I never got to use mine. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her - or something like that. My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him. My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat. Never assume. It makes an ass out of u and me. Never cut what you can untie. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist. Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker. Never moon a werewolf. Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn. Never run after buses or women. you'll always get left behind. Never sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. Never take investment advice from someone who’s working. Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Never try to teach a pig to sing, You waste your time and only annoys the pig. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig enjoys it. Next time wave all of your fingers. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? No hand signals - the driver of this vehicle is a convicted Arab shoplifter. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. No one is listening until you make a mistake. No radio - Already stolen. No sense in being pessimistic – it wouldn’t work anyway. Nobody’s perfect – I’m a nobody. Nonconformists are all alike. Not all dumbs are blonde. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. Not tonight, dear – I have a modem. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by central heating. Now that you’re on my ass, wanna get married? Nurses call all the shots. Objects in the mirror are dumber than they appear. Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most. Of course you’re faster, but I’m driving in front of you. OK, who stopped payment on my reality cheque? Old musicians don't die - they just decompose. Old programmers never die - they just give up their resources. Old soldiers never die - just their privates. The older you get, the better you realize you were. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. On the other hand, you have different fingers. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Only substitute for good manners. fast reflexes. Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector. Orgasm Donor. Our drinking team has a hockey problem. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Owing to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled.

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Divine intervention might be needed for the first two problems, but science has discovered a solution for the third. Watch out for cars with bumper stickers. That's the surprising conclusion of a recent study by Colorado State University social psychologist William Szlemko. Drivers of cars with bumper stickers, window decals, personalized license plates and other territorial markers not only get mad when someone cuts in their lane or is slow to respond to a changed traffic light, but they are far more likely than those who do not personalize their cars to use their vehicles to express rage -- by honking, tailgating and other aggressive behavior. It does not seem to matter whether the messages on the stickers are about peace and love -- "Visualize World Peace," "My Kid Is an Honor Student" -- or angry and in your face -- "Don't Mess With Texas," "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student." Hey, you clown! This ain't funny! Aggressive driving might be responsible for up to two-thirds of all U. S. traffic accidents that involve injuries. Szlemko and his colleagues at Fort Collins found that people who personalize their cars acknowledge that they are aggressive drivers, but usually do not realize that they are reporting much higher levels of aggression than people whose cars do not have visible markers on their vehicles. Drivers who do not personalize their cars get angry, too, Szlemko and his colleagues concluded in a paper they recently published in the Journal of Applied Social Psychology, but they don't act out their anger. They fume, mentally call the other driver a jerk, and move on. "The more markers a car has, the more aggressively the person tends to drive when provoked," Szlemko said. "Just the presence of territory markers predicts the tendency to be an aggressive driver." The key to the phenomenon apparently lies in the idea of territoriality. Drivers with road rage tend to think of public streets and highways as "my street" and "my lane" -- in other words, they think they "own the road." Why would bumper stickers predict which people are likely to view public roadways as private property? Social scientists such as Szlemko say that people carry around three kinds of territorial spaces in their heads. One is personal territory -- like a home, or a bedroom. The second kind involves space that is temporarily yours -- an office cubicle or a gym locker. The third kind is public territory. park benches, walking trails -- and roads.

On roadways across America, Democrats and Republicans have been waging a fierce and often comical battle to win hearts and minds. Here's a roundup of some of the funniest political bumper stickers on both sides. Bumper Stickers for Democrats • This One Is Voting For That One • I Can See Russia From My House • McPalin. A Bridge to Nowhere • Pregnant Unwed High School Dropouts for Palin • John McCain. Get Off My Lawn! • McCain/Palin. Incontinence and Incompetence • McCain/Palin. Thanks, But No Thanks • Hey Sarah, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut? See more funny pro-Democrat bumper stickers Bumper Stickers for Republicans • Coldest State, Hottest Governor • NObama • McMILF 2008 • Burly Men for Palin, Girlie Men for Biden • McCain/Palin. A Hero and a Hottie • I Wanna Be Sarah's Intern! • If You Like Osama, Vote Obama • Your Wallet. The One Place Democrats Are Willing to Drill See more funny pro-Republican bumper stickers If you're looking for political bumper stickers to slap on your car, you can find a wide variety of election bumper stickers at CafePress. You can also see which candidate is leading the merchandise wars with CafePress's handy Election Meter. And while you're at it, watch this amusing Obama vs. McCain T-Shirt Throwdown.

A few more funny bumper stickers for conservatives Stop Global Whining Work Harder, Millions on Welfare Depend on You! If Youre Gonna Burn Our Flag, Wrap Yourself in It First

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I remember the first time I saw one . . . a white on black bumper sticker with large clear lettering. us. There was small print underneath it, too small for me to read. At an intersection, I inched the bumper of my car as close as I dared to the car sporting the date so I could read the words. Now they say things like "Barack Obama Inauguration Day," and "The end of an error," but the originals read. Bush's Last Day This was a few years ago. I smiled at the time. And said something like, "Amen," out loud. On Thursday evening this past week, I watched the outgoing president's thirteen minute farewell to the nation speech. Speechless is how he left me. History, by its nature is subject to revision because of the permeability of memory, but I have to agree with Arianna Huffington's summation on

She said (in her magnificent Greek accent), "I have to go with Art Garfunkel on this. 'Still crazy after all these years.'" It's hard to strike me dumb, but #43 managed it. Afghanistan is a young democracy encouraging girls to go to school -- and having acid thrown in their faces for their trouble. Iraq is a friend of the United States in the Middle East -- Hamas is bombing Gaza at the same moment. New Orleans is doing just fine thanks after Katrina. The bottom line? According to his lapel pin flagged self, America is a better America because of George W. Bush. The Great Rabbi of Nazareth teaches a spectacular lesson about bearing self-witness in the Gospel of John. "If I bear witness of myself, then my testimony is not true." The law of the land at the time insisted that three witnesses were necessary to establish truth. Mr. Bush has had plenty more than three witnesses. In fact, the full complement of the American people have watched the past eight years in varying degrees of shock, awe, incredulity, and acclaim. His revisionist, self-witnessing history remains appalling. And yet, and yet . . . on Tuesday, we enter a new era with new bumper stickers, new lapel pins and new sound bytes. Perhaps Mr. Obama might take a page out of the masterpiece of L. Frank Baum,

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I don't think mine is going to come off. I may have to remove the bumper, so as not to look like a gloater. What about the free stickers that Obama's campaign sent out that said, yes we did? How do those factor into the sticker equation? Do they count as double-gloat or do they cancel because they look like they could be ridiculous sarcastic gloat?

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Bob Rowan / Progressive Image-Corbis I used to think that the most dangerous thing about bumper stickers was that they make curious drivers inch ever closer to the car in front of them in order to read the things (“He Put the Duh in W,” perhaps, or “At Least the War on the Environment is Going Well,” or “49% ***, 51% Sweetheart. Don’t Push It,” or “If There Is a Tourist Season, Why Can’t We Shoot Them?”—for all of which I am indebted to But no, bumper stickers pose another danger. drivers who plaster their vehicles with the things are more prone to road rage than drivers who leave their car or truck unadorned. As scientists led by Paul Bell, Lucy Troup and Bell's student William Szlemko of Colorado State University report in the June issue of the Journal of Applied Social Psychology, it’s a simple matter of territoriality. Researchers have long known that drivers who have a strong sense of personal space while in their vehicle are more likely to be road-ragers, and the more someone plasters his vehicle with bumper stickers and decals the more territorial he feels about the space inside.

As researchers at the American Automobile Association warned way back in 1995. “Human beings are territorial. As individuals we have a personal space, or territory, which evolved essentially as a defense mechanism—anyone who invades this territory is potentially an aggressor and the time it takes the aggressor to cross this territory enables the defender to prepare to fend off or avoid the attack. This may extend no further than a matter of a few feet or less. . . . The car is an extension of this territory. Indeed, the territory extends for some distance beyond the vehicle, again providing room for the defender to prepare to fend off or avoid the attack. If a vehicle threatens this territory by cutting in, for example, the driver will probably carry out a defensive maneuver. This may be backed up by an attempt to re-establish territory . . . flashing headlights or a blast of the horn are, perhaps, most commonly used for this purpose. However, this may not always succeed in communicating the full depth of our feelings. As it is usually difficult to talk or even shout to the offending driver, other non-verbal communication (offensive gesticulations) may be employed. . . . In some circumstances, the defending driver may wish to go one step further and assert his dominance. Many drivers admit to having chased after a driver to ‘teach him a lesson,’ often pressing him by moving to within inches of his rear bumper. This is comparable to the manner in which a defending animal will chase an attacker out of its territory.” In 1995 AAA found that road rage had been responsible for 12,610 injuries and 210 deaths in the first six years of the 1990s, and that the number of road-rage incidents was rising 7 percent a year. They’re expected to reach at least 25,000 injuries and 370 deaths this year, with thousands more incidents that stop short of bodily (but not necessarily mental or emotional) injury. So assuming you can even afford to drive this summer, stay away from cars with bumper stickers. As the Colorado scientists report, people with lots of bumper stickers and decals on their car were 16 percent more likely to succumb to road rage. As Szlemko told Nature magazine, “The number of territory markers predicted road rage better than vehicle value, condition or any of the things that we normally associate with aggressive driving.” And the wording of bumper tickers was irrelevant. Someone who plasters his car with religious stickers such as “1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given” is just as likely to go crazy if you pass him as the guy with “I Support the Right to Arm Bears.” To be safe, consider any and all bumper stickers as synonymous with, “This is my space, and if you get too close an obscene gesture will be the least of your problems.”

Wait a sec..sometime during the evolution of human beings, we developed uniquely human minds that choose goals and means to same, thereby overriding animal instinct. Just because some people never figured out how to operate their minds, indeed are completely unaware that their choices, not instincts, are controlling their actions, doesn’t mean, as you have implied in this article, that people are helplessly driven by instinct, as are the rest of earth’s animals. In fact, if people were really instinctively territorial about their cars, they'd pee on their tires, not paste on bumper stickers. Jeesh.

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Most people point to the signing of the Declaration of Independence as the moment "America" began, this being an event which mostly occurred on the second of August, 1776, although we reminisce about it on the Fourth of July. (Technically, the Continental Congress approved separation from Mother England two days earlier.) An egg-head case can be made that we didn't become the United States of America until New Hampshire ratified the Constitution on March 4, us. Personally, though, I'm fond of conceiving March 4, 1797 as our unofficial "national birthday." On this day George Washington, Humbler of Empires, and surely the closest thing we've had to a God King, peaceably, and of his own volition, handed over the high office of state to a popularly elected bureaucrat. Really, until he did that, any notion of our Nation of Laws, Not of Men, was more or less theoretical. With that in mind, I decided I'd mark the election of Barack Obama as 44th President of The United States with a series of bumper stickers benefiting the Electronic Frontier Foundation, per our revenue sharing program. The E. F.F. is now engaged in heroic legal action to undo the Bush Administration's assertion of broad authority for warrantless electronic surveillance of million of Americans. (In the internet age, the hyperlinked text is essentially euphemism for "Bolt-Cutter Lobotomy of Your Fourth Amendment.") In my view, E. F.F's likelihood of success is greatly dependent on the attitude of our next commander in chief toward Essential Liberty. Sure, plaintiff's pleas are now "Before the Courts," but much depends on how hard the next president instructs his side to argue. This here column makes a pretty sad commentary on the past eight years. On the night of the election of a truly historic presidential candidate, with the potential to bridge social- and economic- chasms at home, and to restore our position abroad, I find myself wondering. Just how theoretical, exactly, is our Constitution, nowadays? As our soon-to-be 44th President prepares for his term in office, I find myself reflecting on our first president, at the end of his term in office.Are the two men of comparable mettle?Obama clearly has the ambition for great thingsdoes he have the strength to return power to the people?Will we look back on the Obama Presidency as a time when American liberty was born again? Ultimately, I suspect the answers to these questions aren't all on Barack. Which is why the last bumper sticker in this list is the one I like the best. We voted for "Change We Can Believe In." And well, we believed in the change enough that we got it. We hoped our best hopes for the bestnow all we gotta do is live up to 'em. Kyle JohnsonBumperactive

The much-rumored Microsoft layoffs finally took place last week. Lets hope that this is a long-term positive move for them. As a long-time reader of the Mini-Microsoft blog, it is clear that they need to refine their vision, focus on their core strengths, and resist the urge to make a large bet on every last emerging market. I just found some bumper stickers which are definitely as gallows humor in light of the layoffs. Here you go.

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Pure Pedantry has picked up on a wonderful study that has found that incidences of road rage correlate with the number of bumper stickers a person has on their car. The abstract below suggests that bumper stickers are potentially an expression of territorial markers and that aggressive people are more likely to use more, but I think we all know it's just down to the fact that "my other car is a Ferrari" just isn't funny any more. Territorial Markings as a Predictor of Driver Aggression and Road Rage Journal of Applied Social Psychology, Vol 38 (6) p us., June 2008 William J. Szlemko, Jacob A. Benfield, Paul A. Bell, Jerry L. Deffenbacher, Lucy Troup Aggressive driving has received substantial media coverage during the past decade. We report 3 studies testing a territorial explanation of aggressive driving. Altman (1975) described attachment to, personalization of, and defense of primary territories (e. g., home) as being greater than for public territories (e. g., sunbathing spot on a beach). Aggressive driving may occur when social norms for defending a primary territory (i. e., one's automobile) become confused with less aggressive norms for defending a public territory (i. e., the road). Both number of territory markers (e. g., bumper stickers, decals) and attachment to the vehicle were significant predictors of aggressive driving. Mere presence of a territory marker predicts increased use of the vehicle to express anger and decreased use of adaptive/constructive expressions. Link to Pure Pedantry on the study. Link to abstract of scientific study.

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You bought a car from your old college buddy, but you're a little nervous about what the It's not how you pick it, but where you flick it bumper sticker will do for your image. So how do you get those decals off?

I bought a Presidential bumper sticker and I was afraid that I would have trouble getting it off. I spray a little of WD40 on the sticker and it came off with no trouble. I wiped of the excess and the bumper looks real good.

Don't use the traditional bumper stickers! I buy my bumper stickers from www. itstixx. com. They use some type of fabric that works just like a bumper sticker, without the mess. Although they didn't have the one I wanted, they were able to create it for me fairly quickly.

Slap one of our hilarious magnetic bumper sticker signs on someone's car and laugh your butt off as they drive down the road. These signs are printed on magnetic sheeting so they will not damage the vehicles finish, but we CANNOT guarantee what they do to the ego of the driver! Stick one on someone's car. They won't notice for days!

Advocate passenger safety recommendations by creating original bumper stickers designed with hand-made Crayola® Model Magic Stamps.

2. Fold construction paper in half lengthwise in the shape of a long rectangular bumper sticker. Cut along the fold with Crayola Scissors.

3. In the middle of the bumper sticker, write a safety slogan in large lettering with Crayola Washable Markers.

4. Create a stamper by shaping a car or other transportation symbol from Crayola Model Magic. Color the surface of the stamp with marker. Press along the edge of your bumper sticker. Repeat to create a colorful, patterned border.

Research statistics on passenger safety before and after seat belt laws were enacted. Arrange statistics in a variety of graphs forms and visual formats. Display with bumper stickers.

Young children and students with Special Needs may need assistance writing slogans on bumper stickers. Partner with older students or provide pre-typed slogans to attach to construction paper with with Crayola Glue Sticks.

Older students and drivers' education trainees can create bumper stickers to display in childcare centers and elementary schools to send important passenger safety messages. Encourage older students to talk with younger ones about passenger safety recommendations.

Children create bumper stickers to publicize how to reduce the risk of injury while riding in a motor vehicle.

Welcome to the Bumper Sticker Compendium. Bumper stickers have a weird role. announcing to anyone and everyone our opinions, political views, school affiliations, senses of humor, sexual orientation, and more. Making the private public through this scattershot medium is the rule, while bare-bumpered cars are the minority. A while back, we had a white board in our kitchen devoted to things seen and read on bumper stickers. Here on this page are all the ones I can find.

Whats on the mind of liberals these days? Are liberal Americans enamored with the politicians theyve elected? Furious at the politicians they opposed in the November elections? Or more interested in non-electoral issues at hand? One indication is in the choice of stickers liberals choose to decorate their cars with. Were a pretty sticky bunch, we lefties, but some of ideas were affixed to (I Support the Constitution and I Vote) are perennial in nature, while others (Get Your Rick Warren Off My Barack Obama) are more fleeting. Here are the notions most often sticking with us as the new year begins. 1. Share the Road Bumper Sticker for Bicycle-Car Coexistence. The lanes are for everyone. Honor those who travel the world responsibly and respect their space. 2. O. The President Bumper Sticker. Remember all those W. The President bumper stickers that were out there in 2004 and 2005? The letter W is out. The new letter is O for Obama. Barack Obama is our new president. 3. Black and White O Oval Bumper Sticker. This president is so big, hes got his own letter. O used to be for Ostrich, but now O is for Obama. 4. Practice Saying It. President Obama bumper sticker. We know you can. 5. Welcome to America. Now Speak Cherokee. A rejoinder to those who suppose that English was invented in the USA. 6. January 20, 2009. The End of a Debacle Bumper Sticker. George W. Bush should never have been President in the first place. As of us., the long national nightmare is finally over. 7. President Obama. How Sweet It Is Bumper Sticker. Youve waited for it. Go ahead, revel in it. 8. I Throw My Shoe At You! Bumpersticker. Fie upon you. Fie! 9. Peace, Earth, Love, Dove Bumper Sticker. These are the signs of our times. 10. Peace Sign Superimposed on the Earth Oval Bumper Sticker. Let it begin with you. Click on any of these bumper stickers to get one for yourself.

In this oval bumper sticker, an Orwellian all-seeing eye is incorporated into the classic icon of Barack Obamas presidential campaign. The message. we may have a new president who ran on hope and change, but under his new administration, Big Brother is Still Watching. The Patriot Act is still in effect. The Military Commissions Act is still in effect. The FISA Amendments Act is still in effect. Barack Obama has committed to continue using tools of warrantless surveillance in contravention of the Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution. The election is over. It doesnt matter whether Barack Obama was on your team, or whether you campaigned as part of his team. As of his inauguration, he will be the principal executor of a surveillance state. As long as the president and the agents of the president are watching, it is incumbent upon defenders of liberty to watch back.

What is on the collective mind of liberal thinkers as the year 2008 draws to a close? One indication is in the choice of stickers liberals choose to decorate their cars with. Were a pretty sticky bunch, we lefties, and some ideas (Get Your Laws Off My Body, Not all Who Wander are Lost) are perennial favorites, while others (That One 08) are more fleeting. Here are the notions most often sticking in our craws right now (click on any of these bumper stickers to get one for yourself). 1. Barack 2008, Michele 2016 Bumper Sticker. Looking forward a bit much, are we? You cant call us a dour bunch anymore, I think. 2. Go Solar Bumper Sticker. The sun rises on this car decal. 3. Obama 08. Mission Accomplished. Yes, yes, we heard. Its true if the mission is an election. If the mission is the implementation of progressive policy then were not there yet. 4. Peace, Earth, Love. Aw, how sweet and literally iconic on this wordless bumper sticker. 5. Welcome to America. Now Speak Cherokee. A rejoinder to those who suppose that English was invented in the USA. 6. Peace Sign Earth Bumper Sticker. To care for one, ensure the other. 7. us. Car Decal. Celebrating the Inauguration of President Barack Obama pre-emptively. Better than pre-emptive war! 8. That SUV Makes Your Butt Look Big. Or does it make your head look small? 9. O. The President Bumper Sticker. Its not W. The President any longer. 10. Dont Let the Door Hit You On the Way Out, George. The extra gloaty bumper sticker of the season.

This bumper sticker is for all the infuriated people of Illinois and America, reading their morning paper with disgust. Weve just learned about Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevichs profanity-laced corrupt phone calls, declaring with such scatalogical glee his intention to milk his office for money that newspapers were forced to insert [expletive deleted] into their stories on a regular basis. Enough with the bribery. Enough with the corruption. Enough with the Illinois political machine. So hey, Guv. Yeah, you, Rod Blagojevich. [Expletive Deleted] You!

Consider what the world of the bumper sticker was like before the year 2000, when George W. Bush came to power. Bumper sticker design was for big organizations with big money. Those big organizations failed to respond to the problem of President Bush, however, and so, during Bushs first term in office, a movement of grassroots bumper sticker design was begun. That anti-Bush bumper sticker movement crested in early 2005, and then was replaced by the phenomenon of the Barack Obama presidential campaign. That campaign, unlike the campaign against Bush in 2004, was centered around one personality, and so the grassroots bumper sticker approach of individuals expressing themselves creatively was replaced by a flash again of the old way of movement uniformity. Look out on the road today, and you see the result - a lot of official Obama for President bumper stickers, and not very many independently produced items. As long as Obama holds sway over the imagination of the progressive imagination, thats how its going to be, and ironically, that centralized, personality-focused approach, as effective as it has been at electing Obama himself, may be the undoing of progressive idealism itself. So we see the emergence of a new, post-election group of bumper stickers, with themes such as thank me, I voted for Obama. Almost disappeared are the issue bumper stickers, and now, the Obama campaign itself is disappearing, to transition through Inauguration 2009 into the Obama Administration. What will become of progressive activism? Can the progressive grassroots survive, when the White House accepts responsibility for progressive action itself?

During last nights debate between Barack Obama and John McCain, McCain dismissively referred to Obama as That One. In less than a month, John McCain will learn the peril of dismissing Barack Obama. Until then, show your support for Barack Obama as he runs for President with this bumper sticker. Im Voting for That One. Barack Obama for President bumper sticker

For the last four years, one of the most popular political slogans in the United States as been against George W. Bush. Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot. The trick was that Bush wasnt really from Texas - he was from Connecticut, and was more of a citizen of the state than any place in particular, given the way that he rode his fathers coattails all the way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Sarah Palin is another story - a genuine village idiot. Everyone knows the village Sarah Palin is from, and that makes the equivalent slogan for Sarah Palin more specific. Wasilla needs its village idiot. Send Sarah Palin home. The bumper sticker mixes a bit of compassion with a healthy dose of self-defense.

Unfortunately, a large segment of the population of the United States agrees with Sarah Palin. They love the idea of censoring books and other forms of free speech. They believe that its the governments job to protect people from dissent. Sound the warning that Sarah Palin, who would likely inherit the presidency from an elderly President John McCain, is an authoritarian who has no respect for the foundations of American liberty. Put this bumper sticker on your car to warn against the book burners for Palin.

I discovered [The Natural Child Project] yesterday - first I saw your wonderful bumper sticker, and then your web site. I have never put a bumper sticker on my car - yours will be the first!

On roadways across America, Democrats and Republicans have been waging a fierce and often comical battle to win hearts and minds. Here's a roundup of some of the funniest political bumper stickers on both sides. Bumper Stickers for Democrats • This One Is Voting For That One • I Can See Russia From My House • McPalin. A Bridge to Nowhere • Pregnant Unwed High School Dropouts for Palin • John McCain. Get Off My Lawn! • McCain/Palin. Incontinence and Incompetence • McCain/Palin. Thanks, But No Thanks • Hey Sarah, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut? See more funny pro-Democrat bumper stickers Bumper Stickers for Republicans • Coldest State, Hottest Governor • NObama • McMILF 2008 • Burly Men for Palin, Girlie Men for Biden • McCain/Palin. A Hero and a Hottie • I Wanna Be Sarah's Intern! • If You Like Osama, Vote Obama • Your Wallet. The One Place Democrats Are Willing to Drill See more funny pro-Republican bumper stickers If you're looking for political bumper stickers to slap on your car, you can find a wide variety of election bumper stickers at CafePress. You can also see which candidate is leading the merchandise wars with CafePress's handy Election Meter. And while you're at it, watch this amusing Obama vs. McCain T-Shirt Throwdown.

A few more funny bumper stickers for conservatives Stop Global Whining Work Harder, Millions on Welfare Depend on You! If Youre Gonna Burn Our Flag, Wrap Yourself in It First

Pure Pedantry has picked up on a wonderful study that has found that incidences of road rage correlate with the number of bumper stickers a person has on their car. The abstract below suggests that bumper stickers are potentially an expression of territorial markers and that aggressive people are more likely to use more, but I think we all know it's just down to the fact that "my other car is a Ferrari" just isn't funny any more. Territorial Markings as a Predictor of Driver Aggression and Road Rage Journal of Applied Social Psychology, Vol 38 (6) p us., June 2008 William J. Szlemko, Jacob A. Benfield, Paul A. Bell, Jerry L. Deffenbacher, Lucy Troup Aggressive driving has received substantial media coverage during the past decade. We report 3 studies testing a territorial explanation of aggressive driving. Altman (1975) described attachment to, personalization of, and defense of primary territories (e. g., home) as being greater than for public territories (e. g., sunbathing spot on a beach). Aggressive driving may occur when social norms for defending a primary territory (i. e., one's automobile) become confused with less aggressive norms for defending a public territory (i. e., the road). Both number of territory markers (e. g., bumper stickers, decals) and attachment to the vehicle were significant predictors of aggressive driving. Mere presence of a territory marker predicts increased use of the vehicle to express anger and decreased use of adaptive/constructive expressions. Link to Pure Pedantry on the study. Link to abstract of scientific study.

I discovered [The Natural Child Project] yesterday - first I saw your wonderful bumper sticker, and then your web site. I have never put a bumper sticker on my car - yours will be the first!

Whats on the mind of liberals these days? Are liberal Americans enamored with the politicians theyve elected? Furious at the politicians they opposed in the November elections? Or more interested in non-electoral issues at hand? One indication is in the choice of stickers liberals choose to decorate their cars with. Were a pretty sticky bunch, we lefties, but some of ideas were affixed to (I Support the Constitution and I Vote) are perennial in nature, while others (Get Your Rick Warren Off My Barack Obama) are more fleeting. Here are the notions most often sticking with us as the new year begins. 1. Share the Road Bumper Sticker for Bicycle-Car Coexistence. The lanes are for everyone. Honor those who travel the world responsibly and respect their space. 2. O. The President Bumper Sticker. Remember all those W. The President bumper stickers that were out there in 2004 and 2005? The letter W is out. The new letter is O for Obama. Barack Obama is our new president. 3. Black and White O Oval Bumper Sticker. This president is so big, hes got his own letter. O used to be for Ostrich, but now O is for Obama. 4. Practice Saying It. President Obama bumper sticker. We know you can. 5. Welcome to America. Now Speak Cherokee. A rejoinder to those who suppose that English was invented in the USA. 6. January 20, 2009. The End of a Debacle Bumper Sticker. George W. Bush should never have been President in the first place. As of us., the long national nightmare is finally over. 7. President Obama. How Sweet It Is Bumper Sticker. Youve waited for it. Go ahead, revel in it. 8. I Throw My Shoe At You! Bumpersticker. Fie upon you. Fie! 9. Peace, Earth, Love, Dove Bumper Sticker. These are the signs of our times. 10. Peace Sign Superimposed on the Earth Oval Bumper Sticker. Let it begin with you. Click on any of these bumper stickers to get one for yourself.

In this oval bumper sticker, an Orwellian all-seeing eye is incorporated into the classic icon of Barack Obamas presidential campaign. The message. we may have a new president who ran on hope and change, but under his new administration, Big Brother is Still Watching. The Patriot Act is still in effect. The Military Commissions Act is still in effect. The FISA Amendments Act is still in effect. Barack Obama has committed to continue using tools of warrantless surveillance in contravention of the Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution. The election is over. It doesnt matter whether Barack Obama was on your team, or whether you campaigned as part of his team. As of his inauguration, he will be the principal executor of a surveillance state. As long as the president and the agents of the president are watching, it is incumbent upon defenders of liberty to watch back.

What is on the collective mind of liberal thinkers as the year 2008 draws to a close? One indication is in the choice of stickers liberals choose to decorate their cars with. Were a pretty sticky bunch, we lefties, and some ideas (Get Your Laws Off My Body, Not all Who Wander are Lost) are perennial favorites, while others (That One 08) are more fleeting. Here are the notions most often sticking in our craws right now (click on any of these bumper stickers to get one for yourself). 1. Barack 2008, Michele 2016 Bumper Sticker. Looking forward a bit much, are we? You cant call us a dour bunch anymore, I think. 2. Go Solar Bumper Sticker. The sun rises on this car decal. 3. Obama 08. Mission Accomplished. Yes, yes, we heard. Its true if the mission is an election. If the mission is the implementation of progressive policy then were not there yet. 4. Peace, Earth, Love. Aw, how sweet and literally iconic on this wordless bumper sticker. 5. Welcome to America. Now Speak Cherokee. A rejoinder to those who suppose that English was invented in the USA. 6. Peace Sign Earth Bumper Sticker. To care for one, ensure the other. 7. us. Car Decal. Celebrating the Inauguration of President Barack Obama pre-emptively. Better than pre-emptive war! 8. That SUV Makes Your Butt Look Big. Or does it make your head look small? 9. O. The President Bumper Sticker. Its not W. The President any longer. 10. Dont Let the Door Hit You On the Way Out, George. The extra gloaty bumper sticker of the season.

This bumper sticker is for all the infuriated people of Illinois and America, reading their morning paper with disgust. Weve just learned about Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevichs profanity-laced corrupt phone calls, declaring with such scatalogical glee his intention to milk his office for money that newspapers were forced to insert [expletive deleted] into their stories on a regular basis. Enough with the bribery. Enough with the corruption. Enough with the Illinois political machine. So hey, Guv. Yeah, you, Rod Blagojevich. [Expletive Deleted] You!

Consider what the world of the bumper sticker was like before the year 2000, when George W. Bush came to power. Bumper sticker design was for big organizations with big money. Those big organizations failed to respond to the problem of President Bush, however, and so, during Bushs first term in office, a movement of grassroots bumper sticker design was begun. That anti-Bush bumper sticker movement crested in early 2005, and then was replaced by the phenomenon of the Barack Obama presidential campaign. That campaign, unlike the campaign against Bush in 2004, was centered around one personality, and so the grassroots bumper sticker approach of individuals expressing themselves creatively was replaced by a flash again of the old way of movement uniformity. Look out on the road today, and you see the result - a lot of official Obama for President bumper stickers, and not very many independently produced items. As long as Obama holds sway over the imagination of the progressive imagination, thats how its going to be, and ironically, that centralized, personality-focused approach, as effective as it has been at electing Obama himself, may be the undoing of progressive idealism itself. So we see the emergence of a new, post-election group of bumper stickers, with themes such as thank me, I voted for Obama. Almost disappeared are the issue bumper stickers, and now, the Obama campaign itself is disappearing, to transition through Inauguration 2009 into the Obama Administration. What will become of progressive activism? Can the progressive grassroots survive, when the White House accepts responsibility for progressive action itself?

During last nights debate between Barack Obama and John McCain, McCain dismissively referred to Obama as That One. In less than a month, John McCain will learn the peril of dismissing Barack Obama. Until then, show your support for Barack Obama as he runs for President with this bumper sticker. Im Voting for That One. Barack Obama for President bumper sticker

For the last four years, one of the most popular political slogans in the United States as been against George W. Bush. Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot. The trick was that Bush wasnt really from Texas - he was from Connecticut, and was more of a citizen of the state than any place in particular, given the way that he rode his fathers coattails all the way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Sarah Palin is another story - a genuine village idiot. Everyone knows the village Sarah Palin is from, and that makes the equivalent slogan for Sarah Palin more specific. Wasilla needs its village idiot. Send Sarah Palin home. The bumper sticker mixes a bit of compassion with a healthy dose of self-defense.

Unfortunately, a large segment of the population of the United States agrees with Sarah Palin. They love the idea of censoring books and other forms of free speech. They believe that its the governments job to protect people from dissent. Sound the warning that Sarah Palin, who would likely inherit the presidency from an elderly President John McCain, is an authoritarian who has no respect for the foundations of American liberty. Put this bumper sticker on your car to warn against the book burners for Palin.

Bumper stickers are like tattoos. they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible. The winner is below, but first the runners-up.

STFU you self righteous xtian sheep. No one is interested in you brainwashed bleating. Of course a great bumpersticker would be. Jesus was a well hung messiah. Maybe even "If I were Roman, the nails would have been deeper"

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Advocate passenger safety recommendations by creating original bumper stickers designed with hand-made Crayola® Model Magic Stamps.

2. Fold construction paper in half lengthwise in the shape of a long rectangular bumper sticker. Cut along the fold with Crayola Scissors.

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4. Create a stamper by shaping a car or other transportation symbol from Crayola Model Magic. Color the surface of the stamp with marker. Press along the edge of your bumper sticker. Repeat to create a colorful, patterned border.

Research statistics on passenger safety before and after seat belt laws were enacted. Arrange statistics in a variety of graphs forms and visual formats. Display with bumper stickers.

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Children create bumper stickers to publicize how to reduce the risk of injury while riding in a motor vehicle.

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Like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me, a bumper sticker is a short cut. It's like a little sign that says, 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

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I remember the first time I saw one . . . a white on black bumper sticker with large clear lettering. us. There was small print underneath it, too small for me to read. At an intersection, I inched the bumper of my car as close as I dared to the car sporting the date so I could read the words. Now they say things like "Barack Obama Inauguration Day," and "The end of an error," but the originals read. Bush's Last Day This was a few years ago. I smiled at the time. And said something like, "Amen," out loud. On Thursday evening this past week, I watched the outgoing president's thirteen minute farewell to the nation speech. Speechless is how he left me. History, by its nature is subject to revision because of the permeability of memory, but I have to agree with Arianna Huffington's summation on

She said (in her magnificent Greek accent), "I have to go with Art Garfunkel on this. 'Still crazy after all these years.'" It's hard to strike me dumb, but #43 managed it. Afghanistan is a young democracy encouraging girls to go to school -- and having acid thrown in their faces for their trouble. Iraq is a friend of the United States in the Middle East -- Hamas is bombing Gaza at the same moment. New Orleans is doing just fine thanks after Katrina. The bottom line? According to his lapel pin flagged self, America is a better America because of George W. Bush. The Great Rabbi of Nazareth teaches a spectacular lesson about bearing self-witness in the Gospel of John. "If I bear witness of myself, then my testimony is not true." The law of the land at the time insisted that three witnesses were necessary to establish truth. Mr. Bush has had plenty more than three witnesses. In fact, the full complement of the American people have watched the past eight years in varying degrees of shock, awe, incredulity, and acclaim. His revisionist, self-witnessing history remains appalling. And yet, and yet . . . on Tuesday, we enter a new era with new bumper stickers, new lapel pins and new sound bytes. Perhaps Mr. Obama might take a page out of the masterpiece of L. Frank Baum,

I remember the first time I saw one . . . a white on black bumper sticker with large clear lettering. us. There was small print underneath it, too small for me to read. At an intersection, I inc.

Why is software testing perceived as dull? How many other jobs can list "crash," "hang," and "death march" in their daily vocabularies? In this week's column, Harry Robinson encourages testers to embrace a little pride and excitement in what they do, and Harry has just the mottos for bumper stickers that announce Tester Pride. Author's note. Feel free to add your own favorite slogan in the comment section at the end!

The other day I ran across the following passage while reading a physics paper. "Two particularly useful books for readers who want to acquaint themselves with the vast subject of SQA testing are by Beizer and by Kaner, et al. The differing viewpoints in these books add interesting nuances to a subject as seemingly dry (to practitioners of computational physics) as SQA testing." (Oberkampf, Trucano, and Hirsch, page 27)".a subject as seemingly dry (to practitioners of computational physics) as SQA testing"?Computational physicists think software testing is dry? Wow. That's bad news. I mean, I don't wish to point the fickle finger of dullness at another profession. but the last time I checked, computational physics was not listed anywhere near the top ten exciting jobs in the world. So, when computational physicists think software testing is dull, testers have a real problem. Perhaps we need to embrace Tester Pride and let the world know about the contributions we make. Do your friends and neighbors know what you do for a living? Do they know of the contributions you make? Probably not. As far as I know, the only tester in the world who advertises his profession to total strangers on the street is James Bach with his well-known "TESTER" license plate. James's license plate got me thinking. What can we say about our work that would fit comfortably on the fender of a car? Here are my suggestions for bumper stickers that just might rock the industry. We could start by hijacking existing bumper sticker mottos.

Truthfully, though, I am a tester because that is what I have always been, even when I was a kid. I have always asked awkward questions that I felt needed to be asked. I always looked for answers I could be satisfied with. So, the bumper sticker that sums it up for me would be.

From an overall quality perspective, we've always talked about having a bumper sticker that says "Quality, it's more than just testing".-)

Great article. Here is a paraphrased bumper sticker suggestion, "Believe in testing and thou shalt be saved, you and your whole code." Here is one you can hang in the development room, the old classic fridge magnet, "Kiss the Tester." Keep up the good work.

Thanks for "representin" Harry! One of my favorite quotes comes from "Lessons Learned in Software Testing" - Cem Kaner, James Bach, Bret Pettichord. "Testers don't like to break things. they like to dispel the illusion that things work." Maybe a little too big for a bumper sticker.

This one is based loosely on the long haul rig drivers bumper sticker.and drop the SH and you have 'How's My Testing - 1800 EAT IT' or "IT Happens!"

I've never seen so many comments on an article - great stuff! Here's my testing bumper sticker. Testers do it over and over.

How about copying from the marines (please pardon the beginner latin). "semper pertemptum"? Also, I may be giving away my age, but we could also steal from the 70s with "Keep on Testin'". This wouldn't be a bumper sticker but could go great lengths toward raising awareness of testing. how about a take-off on "The Apprentice" called "The Tester". We would have a Donald Trump look-alike (the tester) who gathers a dozen developers and gives them impossible projects to develop. He tests their deliverables each week and fires one with the soon-to-be-famous slogan "You're buggy!"

Harry, well done an article that will not upset my team for once.) I have another seasonal "bumper sticker" based on the old Christmas message of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) in the UK. A tester is for life, not just Christmas.

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Kyle sez, "Y'all kindly blogged the launch of Bumperactive's '50 Ways To Vote Obama Project', where we created an Obama sticker for every state. We completed 52 designs (including DC and PR) at the end of August."

I love how Martin Luther King Jr. is on the Georgia bumper sticker.especially since he was a Republican. How is that not racial profiling? lol

Only about a third of these bumper stickers aren't horribly put together. Look at the one from Minnesota for example - SUCKS!

Some of those bumper stickers are nice. I've seen a few of these in public lately, and I'm pretty baffled at the willful stupidity in this country.

@#3 Why is the South Carolina one a bad idea? The palmetto tree and crescent moon are iconic elements of the state flag, and further it's already used in bumper sticker mashups incessantly--anything from a tessellation of gamecocks for USC fans, diagonal red stripe for divers, to a rainbow background for gay pride. The most clever one I've seen is the hidden palmetto tree and crescent moon on the Band of Horses album cover.

Ingteresting to see that many folks seem to like the Arizona sticker the best--I've lived in Arizona for more than 30 years and NO WAY am I going to put McCain's name on my bumper, no matter how clever the sticker, because IMHO he does not deserve reelection as our senator (in ANY year) any more than he deserves to be elected president! Does the fact the I was born in Houston qualify me for the "OBAMANOS!" sticker, I wonder? Now, that's one I could really go for.

I saw a "Texans for Obama" bumper sticker the other day. There was a Texas flag on the sticker, but the stripes were reversed. the red was on top, rather than below the white as it should be.

Whats on the mind of liberals these days? Are liberal Americans enamored with the politicians theyve elected? Furious at the politicians they opposed in the November elections? Or more interested in non-electoral issues at hand? One indication is in the choice of stickers liberals choose to decorate their cars with. Were a pretty sticky bunch, we lefties, but some of ideas were affixed to (I Support the Constitution and I Vote) are perennial in nature, while others (Get Your Rick Warren Off My Barack Obama) are more fleeting. Here are the notions most often sticking with us as the new year begins. 1. Share the Road Bumper Sticker for Bicycle-Car Coexistence. The lanes are for everyone. Honor those who travel the world responsibly and respect their space. 2. O. The President Bumper Sticker. Remember all those W. The President bumper stickers that were out there in 2004 and 2005? The letter W is out. The new letter is O for Obama. Barack Obama is our new president. 3. Black and White O Oval Bumper Sticker. This president is so big, hes got his own letter. O used to be for Ostrich, but now O is for Obama. 4. Practice Saying It. President Obama bumper sticker. We know you can. 5. Welcome to America. Now Speak Cherokee. A rejoinder to those who suppose that English was invented in the USA. 6. January 20, 2009. The End of a Debacle Bumper Sticker. George W. Bush should never have been President in the first place. As of us., the long national nightmare is finally over. 7. President Obama. How Sweet It Is Bumper Sticker. Youve waited for it. Go ahead, revel in it. 8. I Throw My Shoe At You! Bumpersticker. Fie upon you. Fie! 9. Peace, Earth, Love, Dove Bumper Sticker. These are the signs of our times. 10. Peace Sign Superimposed on the Earth Oval Bumper Sticker. Let it begin with you. Click on any of these bumper stickers to get one for yourself.

In this oval bumper sticker, an Orwellian all-seeing eye is incorporated into the classic icon of Barack Obamas presidential campaign. The message. we may have a new president who ran on hope and change, but under his new administration, Big Brother is Still Watching. The Patriot Act is still in effect. The Military Commissions Act is still in effect. The FISA Amendments Act is still in effect. Barack Obama has committed to continue using tools of warrantless surveillance in contravention of the Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution. The election is over. It doesnt matter whether Barack Obama was on your team, or whether you campaigned as part of his team. As of his inauguration, he will be the principal executor of a surveillance state. As long as the president and the agents of the president are watching, it is incumbent upon defenders of liberty to watch back.

What is on the collective mind of liberal thinkers as the year 2008 draws to a close? One indication is in the choice of stickers liberals choose to decorate their cars with. Were a pretty sticky bunch, we lefties, and some ideas (Get Your Laws Off My Body, Not all Who Wander are Lost) are perennial favorites, while others (That One 08) are more fleeting. Here are the notions most often sticking in our craws right now (click on any of these bumper stickers to get one for yourself). 1. Barack 2008, Michele 2016 Bumper Sticker. Looking forward a bit much, are we? You cant call us a dour bunch anymore, I think. 2. Go Solar Bumper Sticker. The sun rises on this car decal. 3. Obama 08. Mission Accomplished. Yes, yes, we heard. Its true if the mission is an election. If the mission is the implementation of progressive policy then were not there yet. 4. Peace, Earth, Love. Aw, how sweet and literally iconic on this wordless bumper sticker. 5. Welcome to America. Now Speak Cherokee. A rejoinder to those who suppose that English was invented in the USA. 6. Peace Sign Earth Bumper Sticker. To care for one, ensure the other. 7. us. Car Decal. Celebrating the Inauguration of President Barack Obama pre-emptively. Better than pre-emptive war! 8. That SUV Makes Your Butt Look Big. Or does it make your head look small? 9. O. The President Bumper Sticker. Its not W. The President any longer. 10. Dont Let the Door Hit You On the Way Out, George. The extra gloaty bumper sticker of the season.

This bumper sticker is for all the infuriated people of Illinois and America, reading their morning paper with disgust. Weve just learned about Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevichs profanity-laced corrupt phone calls, declaring with such scatalogical glee his intention to milk his office for money that newspapers were forced to insert [expletive deleted] into their stories on a regular basis. Enough with the bribery. Enough with the corruption. Enough with the Illinois political machine. So hey, Guv. Yeah, you, Rod Blagojevich. [Expletive Deleted] You!

Consider what the world of the bumper sticker was like before the year 2000, when George W. Bush came to power. Bumper sticker design was for big organizations with big money. Those big organizations failed to respond to the problem of President Bush, however, and so, during Bushs first term in office, a movement of grassroots bumper sticker design was begun. That anti-Bush bumper sticker movement crested in early 2005, and then was replaced by the phenomenon of the Barack Obama presidential campaign. That campaign, unlike the campaign against Bush in 2004, was centered around one personality, and so the grassroots bumper sticker approach of individuals expressing themselves creatively was replaced by a flash again of the old way of movement uniformity. Look out on the road today, and you see the result - a lot of official Obama for President bumper stickers, and not very many independently produced items. As long as Obama holds sway over the imagination of the progressive imagination, thats how its going to be, and ironically, that centralized, personality-focused approach, as effective as it has been at electing Obama himself, may be the undoing of progressive idealism itself. So we see the emergence of a new, post-election group of bumper stickers, with themes such as thank me, I voted for Obama. Almost disappeared are the issue bumper stickers, and now, the Obama campaign itself is disappearing, to transition through Inauguration 2009 into the Obama Administration. What will become of progressive activism? Can the progressive grassroots survive, when the White House accepts responsibility for progressive action itself?

During last nights debate between Barack Obama and John McCain, McCain dismissively referred to Obama as That One. In less than a month, John McCain will learn the peril of dismissing Barack Obama. Until then, show your support for Barack Obama as he runs for President with this bumper sticker. Im Voting for That One. Barack Obama for President bumper sticker

For the last four years, one of the most popular political slogans in the United States as been against George W. Bush. Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot. The trick was that Bush wasnt really from Texas - he was from Connecticut, and was more of a citizen of the state than any place in particular, given the way that he rode his fathers coattails all the way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Sarah Palin is another story - a genuine village idiot. Everyone knows the village Sarah Palin is from, and that makes the equivalent slogan for Sarah Palin more specific. Wasilla needs its village idiot. Send Sarah Palin home. The bumper sticker mixes a bit of compassion with a healthy dose of self-defense.

Unfortunately, a large segment of the population of the United States agrees with Sarah Palin. They love the idea of censoring books and other forms of free speech. They believe that its the governments job to protect people from dissent. Sound the warning that Sarah Palin, who would likely inherit the presidency from an elderly President John McCain, is an authoritarian who has no respect for the foundations of American liberty. Put this bumper sticker on your car to warn against the book burners for Palin.

Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, read this sticker and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Weather resistant 11 1/2 inch by 3 inch vinyl bumper stickers. Black background with 'There's no place like us. ' written in white.